I checked on my 3 year old in the bathroom. He was blowing his nose with all his might while sitting on the toilet. I was about to leave and give him a minute to finish his business, when I realized he was going to wipe his little rump with the same tissue that he was using to blow his nose!
"Oh, Yuck! Wait honey! You can't do that."
He says, "Mom... it's toilet paper!"
True.... but no.